There are many variations on this particular 'quote' in the history of the Internet (I heard it long ago, somewhere in the mid 1990's). The version I remember doesn't seem to match the recorded history we can find at sites like the Way Back Machine. I think that means this was a popular meme back then and some exercised poetic license. The version I remember is:
"You couldn't get a clue if you stripped naked, smeared yourself with clue musk, and ran naked through a field full of horny clues at the height of clue mating season.”
Hoping this gave you a chuckle...